December 2011
96 posts
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
unlimited sky: "You don't sound black" →
private-revolution:
When people say you don’t sound black, what they mean is, “You don’t sound like the caricature of black people I have in my head” and “You don’t sound like you’re about to rob me, so I can tolerate you”. When people say you don’t sound black, what they’re saying is that…
“You don’t sound like a nigga” The person that said this to me was also black....
I still have this vague urge to treat Tumblr like Facebook
Partying on New Year's Eve?
buttpilgrim:
catchafirefly:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Please please put this number in your phones, just in case.
Be safe, someone...
When you get a new follower
WHY CAN'T I GET THE LINK TO VERIFY MY DAMN...
madstalin313:
Because the email went to my spam folder….
oh….
This was my first full week here
Friendship Application
ilikerhinestones:
Do you want to be my friend?
Yes or Yes
YES!
1 in 5 teens had thought about suicide, about 1 in...
Watchthesecretrosegarden:
LETS GET DOWN TO BUISNESS TO DEFEAT THE HUUUUUNS. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? YOU’RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH. MISTER I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.
TRANQUIL AS A FOREST BUT ON FIRE WITHIN. ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER YOU ARE SURE TO WIN. YOU’RE A SPINELESS PALE PATHETIC LOT AND YOU HAVENT GOT A CLUE. SOMEHOW I’LL...
Harley Quinn Aid!: Facebook Account Disabled -... →
clownyprincess:
My facebook account - hub of my networking activities - has been disabled due to the fact my displayed name is ‘Harley Quinn’.
I have sent in an appeal to facebook along with photo ID (thank goodness my alternative name is displayed as ‘Elise Archer’) and I am pretty hopeful they’ll reinstate the…
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nilamarthiel:
umbrellatemplar answered your question: I have a two-pound slab’o’beef. What should I do…
BRISKET!
Ah-HA. This sounds good. Broiled in a red wine with mushrooms, yes?
Yes. And send me some, I’m starved!