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oops bye chin

Well stomach wounds aren’t always fatal. I live like 5 minutes from a hospital; I should be okay.

My knee..

I use to be a tumblr blog like you then I took an index finger gun shot to the knee

Shot through my left thigh and penetrates my right one, fracturing the bone in the process…

OH god why D: I WILL NEVER WALK AGAIN.

Straight through my neck. Ow.

My shirt and then into the box with my stuffed animal… I really need to clean my room… and sit better.

It blasted my computer and then my leg. 

I just shot myself in the thigh. Oh well. Good thigh it has a lot of fat.

My knee, I’ll spare you guys from the Skyrim meme.

I shot the couch

Lovely

I never liked that couch anyways

good thing I like to point at my couch while I type

At this plastic bag…with jellybeans.

NOT THE JELLYBEANS.

My finger was under my chin pointing to my restroom…….I’M GOOD?

Shit, I was biting my fingernails xD

Well, I just shot myself in the crook of my right elbow.
So I guess I’m fucked and must hone my left handed skills. 

it shot the floor behind me because I was resting it behind my head on my chair facing down hahahaha

{ I just shot my… Oh fuck, no babies or sex for me. ;w; }

[…The ground…]

(M-my heart. ; - ;)

I shot my left foot’s big toe off…. XD I hope I didn’t need it.

Just shot my PS3. SO MUCH HYPOTHETICAL RAEG.

(Source: ckunt)